Specific Jokes

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you.”
You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin