"Straight ahead for a bit then there's a sharp left, so take it slowly." I said. "The screen is for MY benefit, Mr. Anderson," said the doctor, "and this isn't my first colonoscopy."
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop. Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?" He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I got fired on my first day as a car salesman. Customer: "Cargo space?" Me (speaking slowly): "No, not space.. Car go ROAD." Manager: " Can I see you in my office?"