Salon Jokes

Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a paleontologist.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.