Salon Jokes

The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a paleontologist.