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Math Puns
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon.
Oral Hygiene Puns
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
Sibling Puns
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
Food Quotes
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
Monster Puns
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
Spine Puns
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
Really takes me back.
Funny Limericks
There was a young lady named Rose,
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed,
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
Piano Puns
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Dad Puns
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
Funny Health Quotes
“I have removed all the bad food from my house, it was delicious.”