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Prepare Jokes

Corn Puns
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Astronaut Puns
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Werewolf Puns
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Garden Quotes
"Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one."
- Dave Barry
Thanksgiving Puns
I went to the butcher's the other day and asked them, how do you prepare your turkey for Thanksgiving?
They said that they just tell them straight out that you're gonna die.
France Puns
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Cat Puns
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
Ancient Egypt Puns
The ancient Egyptian people knew how to prepare delicious jams. It was only because of their skill of preserving things.
One Liners for Kids
What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
Their own.
Gorilla Puns
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Football Puns
Prepare to be bowled over.