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Pickup Jokes

Poop Puns
I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back
They did a crap job.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Flower Puns
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Cheese Puns
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Art Puns
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!