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Noticed Jokes

Spice Puns
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Airport Puns
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Bathroom Puns
Noticed the ladies' restroom door was missing the 'W'.
Told my daughter that sign was a bad omen
Laundry Puns
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
Now it's a washp.
Ski Puns
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Quotes
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.”
Stephen Hawking
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Tree Puns
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.”

- Dave Barry.
Art Puns
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Storm Puns
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
River Puns
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Anti Jokes
Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a ‘V’ formation, one line is always longer than the other? That's because there are more geese in that line.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.