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North Jokes

Space Pick Up Lines
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Christmas Puns
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Christian Pick Up Lines
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Snow Puns
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Strawberry Puns
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Band Puns
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Elf Puns
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Peach Puns
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Funny Animal Quotes
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.”

- Alfred North Whitehead.