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Managed Jokes

Dad Jokes
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Toilet Puns
I managed to fix the toilet all on my own today! I'm so proud of myself. Some would even go as far as to say I'm...
flushed with success.
Fairy Puns
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
Train Puns
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Sibling Puns
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
Dad Puns
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
Electricity Puns
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!