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Managed Jokes

Sibling Puns
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
Dad Jokes
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Fairy Puns
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
Dad Puns
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
Electricity Puns
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
Train Puns
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Toilet Puns
I managed to fix the toilet all on my own today! I'm so proud of myself. Some would even go as far as to say I'm...
flushed with success.