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Lovers Jokes

Onion Puns
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
Wine Puns
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I only date blind people. It's the only way to make sure they're not seeing other lovers.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Soccer Pick Up Lines
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Puns
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady of Lucca,
Whose lovers completely forsook her;
She ran up a tree,
And said, 'Fiddle-de-dee!'
Which embarassed the people of Lucca.
Ancient Rome Puns
If Romeo and Juliet were tuna...
they would be Starkist lovers.
Love Puns
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Cheese Puns
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Coffee Puns
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.