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Lately Jokes

Mummy Puns

My mummy friend is really tense lately. He always looks so wound up.

Doctor Puns

Man: "I’ve had really bad gas lately." Doctor: D"on’t worry, it will pass."

Eye Puns

I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink

Diving Puns

Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.

One Liners and Short Jokes

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

Hummus Puns

I've been on a real hummus kick lately, so as I came home from work tonight, my sister says to me "You're always bringing home hummus now." To which I replied, "Hummus where the heart is!"

Pea Puns

We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.

Garden Puns

Have you botany plants lately?

Pick Up Lines

Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

Corona Virus Jokes

I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.

Marriage Puns

I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she been giving me lately.

Meat Puns

Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.