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Issue Jokes

Funny Aging Quotes
"Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read." – George Burns
Computer Puns
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Pig Puns
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Puns
Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
Zebra Puns
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Nature Puns
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
Funny Break Up Lines
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.