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Invite Jokes

Food puns
Did I invite you to the Barbecue?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
Owl Puns
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
Ghost Puns
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Space Puns
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Dinosaur Puns
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Pig Puns
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
Mushroom Puns
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Ice Cream Puns
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Christian Pick Up Lines
When are you going to invite me to church?
Witch Puns
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Food Pick Up Lines
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?