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Intake Jokes

Water Puns
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Funny Health Quotes
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
Doctor Puns
Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?
Me: Na.