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However Jokes

Peach Puns
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Strawberry Puns
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
History Puns
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
Clever Jokes
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Wolf Puns
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
Doctor Puns
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon discoverd, however, I wasn't the real McCoy.
Bowling Puns
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Flamingo Puns
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Cherry Puns
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Meat Puns
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
One Liners and Short Jokes
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Lettuce Puns
A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny.
This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home.
He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.

The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".
Mushroom Puns
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
Orange Puns
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.