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Further Jokes

Poop Puns
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
Zebra Puns
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
Pea Puns
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Sun Puns
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Yard Puns
A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water.
Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:
"Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
Crow Puns
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.