Furry Jokes

Koala Puns

What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!

Mouse Puns

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!

Cat Puns

What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.

Funny Poems

If I were a furry bear.
And had a furry tummy.
I'd climb into a honey jar
And make my tummy yummy!