Franklin Jokes

“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

- Franklin P. Jones.
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”

- Franklin P. Jones.