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Chuck Norris Jokes
Before he forgot to bring a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Utensils Puns
I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
Family Puns
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said "Don’t forget your Baghdad."
Monster Puns
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
Deodorant Puns
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
Language Pick Up Lines
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Funny Animal Quotes
“God in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why.”

- Ogden Nash.
Password Puns
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a nickel for every time my wife forgot to unplug her curling iron, I still wouldn't have a house.
If I had a nickel for every time someone forgot my name, I would be the first billionaire known as “man” or “fella.”
An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife. "Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball." his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot."
Gorilla Puns
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Pot Puns
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
Piano Puns
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
Funny Birthday Poems
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.

(Martin Dejnicki)