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Fog Jokes

Frog Puns
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Bathroom Puns
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Weather Puns
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Rainbow Puns
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Ghost Puns
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Mountain Puns
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.