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Fifteen Jokes

Cow Puns
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Quotes
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
Sam Ewing
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Girl of Majorca,
Whose aunt was a very fast walker;
She walked seventy miles,
And leaped fifteen stiles,
Which astonished that Girl of Majorca.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Funny Money Quotes
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
Funny Aging Quotes
"Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes