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Farmers Jokes

Corn Puns
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Crow Puns
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Food puns
Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry
Puns
Why couldn't the boy run away with the farmer's daughter?
They were cantaloupe farmers.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep."
The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep." The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."
Plant Puns
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
Medieval Puns
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
Animal Puns
Why do cows have no money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Garden Puns
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
Theater Puns
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.