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Fall Jokes

Literary Pick Up Lines
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Funny Parenting Quotes
“12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest, yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time.” – Lin-Manuel Miranda
Witch Puns
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Funny Aging Quotes
"Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." - Phyllis Diller
Garden Puns
What is it called when a gardener covertly listens to foliage falling in the fall?
Leaves-dropping.
Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Monster Puns
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
Werewolf Puns
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Orange Puns
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Funny Break Up Lines
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Ogre Puns
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Troll Puns
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Friendship Quotes
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
Mushroom Puns
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!