Jokes > Tags > Exist Jokes

Exist Jokes

Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Funny Break Up Lines
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Funny Animal Quotes
“The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man, it is to know that and to wonder at it.”

- Jacques Yves Cousteau.
Funny Money Quotes
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
Food Quotes
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
Dinosaur Puns
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?