Earn Jokes

How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.