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Nuts Puns
Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
“The squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.”
Funny Work Quotes
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
Garden Quotes
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
Friendship Quotes
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
Garden Puns
A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
Fairy Puns
A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"

The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."

The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
Tableware Puns
How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
Food Quotes
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
Funny Health Quotes
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"