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Decisions Jokes

Wine Puns
"I make pour decisions."
Marriage Puns
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
Peach Puns
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Jokes For Women
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Fire Puns
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.