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Crew Jokes

Ice Puns
Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
Monster Puns
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
I had a colonoscopy recently and believe it or not getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you might think.
It's the crew that's the killer.
Skeleton Puns
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Boat Puns
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Flight Puns
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Theater Puns
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Beach Puns
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
The Pilot's Emergency Plan
So Shamus and Johnny were riding a flight on Philippine Airlines, everything was going smoothly, and then something went wrong with the engine! Sirens were blaring in the cockpit, and the pilot issued a PSA to the cabin saying "Dear passengers, this is your captain speaking. unfortunately we have lost one engine, but do not worry, I will ensure your safety. The plane lands on water, and the captain calmly says, "Hello passengers, we have successfully landed on the water, I hope all of you are fine! Now, all of the people who can swim, please go to the right side of the plane. The people who can't, please go to the left. Johnny mentioned to Shamus, "See this is what I love about this airline, they always have backup plans for every situation!" Shamus replied, "Yeah, pare, I agree, the crew seems well trained for these situations." After everyone was arranged according to their swimming abilities, the captain spoke, "Everyone who can are on the right side of the plane, please evacuate the plane immediately and carefully. And to those on the left side of the plane... Thank you for flying Philippine Airlines."
Mummy Puns
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
Ear Puns
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
Tableware Puns
I was on a flight and I asked for a glass of water. The cabin crew asked “still?” I said “well, I haven’t changed my mind”.