Jokes > Tags > Cookies Jokes

Cookies Jokes

God is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Hey, we can take all we want. God is watching the apples."
Chocolate Puns
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Ghoul Puns
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Ghost Puns
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Cookie Puns
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
Salt Puns
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
Bacon Puns
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Tableware Puns
A baker fell down the stairs with a platter full of cookies.
As they say, that's the way the cookies crumbled.
Food Quotes
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
Christian Pick Up Lines
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Halloween Puns
My new Halloween cookies are bringing everyone back for more!
I call them boo merginues.