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Classical Jokes

Music Pick Up Lines
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Sheep Puns
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
Zombie Puns
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Funny Limericks
My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he'd knock me around,
If I didn't stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.
Baseball Puns
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Utensils Puns
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
Father Puns
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
Because he was Baroque
Band Puns
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
Music Puns
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Violin Puns
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
Theater Puns
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Swimming Puns
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!