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Chili Jokes

Hand Puns
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Hot Dog Puns
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
Are You Done With That Chili, Pal?
A hungry guy really fancies a bowl of hot chili. He sees a diner just up the street, so he decides to head there. A pretty waitress shows him to his seat, and he promptly places his order. The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl". He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself". He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."
Rabbit Puns
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Spice Puns
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
Dog Puns
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.