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Childhood Jokes

Marriage Puns
5 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
All three said No!
Drum Puns
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
Funny Money Quotes
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
Dad Puns
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
Those were Goodyears.
Funny Aging Quotes
"In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order." - Robert Brault