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Champion Jokes

Chess Puns
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.
It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
France Puns
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Weather Puns
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Sky Puns
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
Oral Hygiene Puns
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Rabbit Puns
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Puns
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.