Catfish Jokes

Cat Puns

Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?

Fish Puns

Why are mice afraid of the water?
Because of catfish.

Fishing Puns

What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!

Mouse Puns

Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.