Basis Jokes

Hair Puns

What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death

Gnome Puns

They can’t read it, it’s on a need-to-gnome basis.

Bread Puns

Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.

Cheese Puns

How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.

Grass Puns

Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.