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Avoid Jokes

Beaver Puns

The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.

Ancient Rome Puns

Why didn't ancient Romans reuse crosses after crucifixions?
To avoid cross contamination

Ghost Puns

Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.

Coffee Puns

Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.

Avoid discussing coffee in sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.

One Liners and Short Jokes

My son asked, "Dad, what are condoms for?"
"Usually to avoid answering questions like these," I replied.

Mushroom Puns

What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.

Fridge Puns

What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?
Fungi. They take up too mushroom.

Math Puns

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Beach Puns

Avoid pier pressure.

Clever Jokes

Did you hear about the math professor who was afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Christian Puns

Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.

Corona Virus Jokes

This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.

Volleyball Puns

Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.