Alexander Jokes

"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.” — Alexander Pope
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright