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Airplane Jokes

Family Puns
What did the mother airplane say to the child airplane when the child was acting rude?
"I've had it with your altitude"
Airport Puns
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Travel Pick Up Lines
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Corn Puns
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
History Puns
If someone else would have invented the airplane, it wouldn't have been Wright.
Halloween Puns
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
Flight Puns
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Pick Up Lines
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Pea Puns
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.