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Aid Jokes

Fish Puns
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
History Puns
When Lincoln had asked Republican Senator John if he would aid him in capturing Atlanta, he replied, "Sher-man!"
Band Puns
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
Mummy Puns
What did the thirsty mummy do?
They put on a thirst aid bandage.
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady of Poole,
Whose soup was excessively cool;
So she put it to boil
By the aid of some oil,
That ingenious Young Lady of Poole.
Halloween Puns
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
Tree Puns
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.