Accept Jokes

"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why doesn’t the squirrel accept cash or credit at his store? Because it only accepts cash.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

- Ann Landers.
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.