St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You’re my pot of gold.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
People are always after me lucky charms.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
It’s worth a shot.
Shake your shamrocks.
You snooze. You booze.
Burst into cheers!
We’re in a-green-ment.
Dublin’ the fun.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I call the shots.
You’re my lucky charm.
Deja brew all over again.
The pint’s the limit.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Distill my beating heart.
Sip, sip, horray!
You are pitcher perfect.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Irish you were beer.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Life is brew-tiful!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
You shamrock my world.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You better beer-live it!
Can’t pinch this.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.