St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Keep calm and leprech-on.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Let’s make some pour decisions.
You are un-beer-lievable!
You’re my pot of gold.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
You're so clover!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
We’re in a-green-ment.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Irish you luck.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
You raise the bar.
Life is brew-tiful!
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Thank brew very much.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
You are pitcher perfect.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Sip, sip, horray!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You are spud-tacular.
Distill my beating heart.
I call the shots.
Dublin over in laughter.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Can’t pinch this.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Irish you were beer.
Cutest clover in the patch.
The pint’s the limit.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
It’s worth a shot.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
He’s my pinch charming.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Take off all your cloves.
I'm the life of the paddy.
You better beer-live it!