I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
That’s a-may-zing!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!