What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!