What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
That’s a-may-zing!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."