Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!