Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!