"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.