I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.