Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.