Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda