Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Mooning is very ASStrological
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!