What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Mooning is very ASStrological
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.