Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
